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Have we actually become this divided, or has social media just turned every smartphone into a doomsday siren? Some mornings you scroll Twitter. It feels like you woke up in 1861. Except now it’s not muskets and cannons. It’s hashtags and TikTok.

White liberals are out here staging protests like they’re auditioning for a Whole Foods reality show. Race hustlers are selling outrage by the pound like it’s a Costco special. Anonymous morons are typing in all caps about “THE TRUTH” while rocking anime profile pics. This isn’t civil war—it’s Civil Meme Warfare.

We’ve got AOC turning Congress into open mic night. Marjorie Taylor Greene is beefing like she’s trying to headline Wrestle Mania. Elon Musk is cosplaying as a free speech warlord. Meanwhile, Uncle Randy from Facebook swears he’s about to “rise up”—but can’t rise off the couch without a back brace.

The algorithm wants us foaming at the mouth. We claw at each other like rabid raccoons in a Walmart parking lot at 2 a.m. And the best part? Nobody even has a plan. There’s no strategy. Just vibes, hashtags, and really bad takes.

So no, we’re probably not headed for civil war. We’re headed for something worse. There are infinite online slap fights. Both sides think they’re George Washington. They look more like Jake Paul—loud, over hyped, and destined to get knocked out by reality one day. Civil war? Nah. Just Expired Milk & Lies with WiFi.