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Pharma commercials are the only ads where you’re promised relief and threatened with death in the same breath. Some guy’s tossing a frisbee with his golden retriever while a soothing voice calmly warns: “May cause nausea, organ failure, hallucinations, and in rare cases, death.”

So let me get this straight — I take a pill to stop my heartburn, but now I’ve got night terrors and a chance of liver failure? Seems like a fair trade.

The wildest part is how they hide the nightmare list under cheerful ukulele music. You’re watching a grandmother bake cookies while the narrator slips in: “Side effects may include blood clots, sudden blindness, and a desire to punch drywall.” But hey, she’s smiling with a tray of snickerdoodles.

And the names? Half of them sound more like STDs than cures. Skyrizi, Dupixent, Xeljanz — tell me those don’t sound like something you’d need antibiotics for after a bad weekend in Daytona.

Big Pharma commercials are just another carton of Expired Milk & Lies — bright packaging, smiling faces, and a side effects list that makes you wonder if the disease was the safer option.